The class started normally and I was glad something was finally going right but it didn’t last long the teacher told us it was time for speeches, gosh why did I have to leave this weekend not to do homework. And to no surprise he called my name first. Hmm lets see the speech was about the book The Outsiders … what did I know about the book … nothing I hadn’t even opened the cover …so I would just wing it and go with the name.
“Well” I started off pretending to be confident “this book is about some … things that are obviously outsiders so they try to fit in? but I guess it doesn’t really work.”
“Hmm” said the teacher “this is low even for you. I thought maybe you would maybe at least watch the movie” Dang there was a movie that would have been so much better. I sat back down in my seat and just waited for class to end ant least next was foods, I mean what could go wrong with that?
That answer to the last question everything! This was the worst class yet we had to make cookies. And through this hour and a half so many things happened its hard to count:
I got flour spilt over me, I put salt in instead of sugar, I didn’t really follow the recipe so they were really runny, well baking the oven caught on fire, I opened up the oven cause I didn’t know what was wrong and I burnt off my eyebrow! A perfect ending to a perfect day.
I got on the bus sitting as still as possible so nothing would happen. People laughed even more now that I was covered in white head to toe. I was going straight to bed that was my plan. I didn’t want anything else to happen. A couple minutes later the bus stopped at my house, and I tried to get out so fast I tripped and fell.,
I woke up in my bed, thank goodness it was just a dream I said out loud“Oh no” said my mother beside me” you just hit your head so hard you got knocked out” great, just great I thought to myself okay I take it back that was the perfect ending to the perfect day. I really hope tomorrow isn’t as “great.”

heres the first half:

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