Is it against the law to slug the salvation army santa?
Jun.18, 2011 in
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i’m broke, so i was thinking i could punch him with a roll of quarters when no one is looking, reach into that black kettle and take the money. it’ll work, right?
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June 19th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
Of course it’s against the law — I believe it’s called common assault, followed by robbery. But if you want to do something weird for Christmas, do what me and my friends do:
SANTA: “So, what do you want for Christmas, little boy?”
YOU: “You wanna know what I want? I want YOU, Santa . . . ”
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June 21st, 2011 at 2:33 am
you wish that it was made up… why would it be made up??? because no dr would ever want to get it on w/ your fat as*? in your world it’s not realistic… because u look a hot mess… but in my world…when im young vibrant, hot and have everything going for myself it is realistic… your broke ass is just mad because you have to rob fake santas to survive… in my world i go to school… get a degree…uh…. work, and buy my own things, and leave fake santas alone… u freakin loozer.
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