the age old concept of a creator of all things has been around for as long as humans have, to give explanation and meaning to things in the world that cannot be explained. however, although this idea is an ancient one, still nobody can actually explain what it is, i mean im inclined to think that our omnipresent moral governers of earth are a little closer than you might have first thought, indeed, our single celled comrades are everywhere at one given time, and i propose a bewildering scenario similar to the apparent single conciousness in an ant nest, (, that every ant instictively knows what to do down to every last worker hatched, to make spectacular feats of architecture, air circulation, food production etc) well what if BACTERIA IS OUR GOD? A single unified omnipresent presence, invisible but the entire wrold depend upon them, and also live in the shadow and fear or terrible diseases. I mean, they always get what they want,they can cause plagues and other punishments sent down by god supposedly, it’s entirely feasible. Bacteria are without a doubt the rulers of our world. Bacteria, or single celled organisms were there at the beginning of life, we all require bacteria in our body to be able to live; one example being the digestive tract.

And the fact that being exposed to germs and bacteria prepares the immune system and the body is able to build up defences, and thus is able to encounter germs and infection with less chance of succumbing to disease. This is routine in vaccinations.
Bacteria can eat through anything, kill a large proportion of a nation fairly rapidly, and astronauts have taken test samples into space OUTSIDE of the spacecraft, and there was still a large proportion of them thriving. they are going to outlive us certainly.

They are the beginning and they are the end.

They are everywhere and yet we see nothing.

they are essential for every basic process in the world

you can fight them but you will never beat them,

oh yeah and they’re badas, living in the freezing vaccuum of space.

They control everything and are the origin of everything

When you die you decompose in the ground where bacteria digest you, and thus your very matter becomes the fuel for the reproduction of bacteria, your physical earthly body essentially becomes bacteria. Notice anything? thus you are at one with god
ALL HAIL OUR GERMY GOD!
thankyou so much for all the complements i have recieved, and to those whose limited mental capacity did not allow them to see this for what it is-quite obviously a stab at being funny-well done on dumbing yourself down with your cringeworthy responses
aha, just noticed that the people blind to the comedy essence of this piece-are christians. i mean; i cannot believe that some people are THAT gullible that they would believe some guy on yahoo answers raving about worshiping germs. this is a sad time for intellect