My friend Jessica says this is “the funniest story she has ever pictured in her life.”

I have been very shy my whole house, especially about my body.

Basically when I was 14, I was by my family’s house in the country, and I accidentally stepped on some fire ants. They started crawling up my clothes, so I had to strip everything off, leave my clothes and run home.

Unfortunately, I even had to strip off my underwear too and run home 4 miles NAKED in broad daylight.

So there I was…as shy as can be…tip-toeing through wheat fields completely BUCK NAKED hoping I was shielding my untanned white buns from the barely used road close by.

At one point I was going through the wheat, and suddenly I found myself about 20 feet from the FARMER. I tried to crouch down and hide, but he said “I see someone out there, come out with your hands up!”

I said “Sir, I can’t, this is really embarrassing, but I’m out here N—-”

he said “I don’t care what you are! Come out with your hands up right now or I’ll send my dogs after you!”

So, blushing red, I put my hands up and walked out with the bright sunshine beating down on my bare buns.

Then he LAUGHED hysterically and said “Boy what are you doin out here with that lil weenie floppin around, ur nekkid as a jaybird!” and I covered up, blushed and ran full speed to my house the final half mile.

What image do you think is so funny to picture about that story?