I am dating and very much in love with this midget girl whos 3 feet tall?
Every time we go to a resturant I roll her in a baby cradle so she dont have to walk, she is always dressed in fancy shirts and have plenty of diamonds on her, everyone stares but i dont care cuz i love her.Peoples like whos that your baby? Im like thats my wife. I just brought her a new car. From Barbie Funhouse World. Its remote control and a flashy red color she loves it. She drives around in it all day. I evne put mini sized lambogini doors on that so it looks like shes riding on blades.I’m thinking about getting her one of these helicoptors where u buy at toys r us cuz she always wanted to fly. She’s the best girl friend in the world. sometimes wen we are playing spy games i just put her in my polly pocket so she can bust a James Bond Oompa Loompa style. The thing is I want ot have sex with her now but i’m afarid i might kill her. Wat should i do? Yahoo users? This is no joke the lover of two people is at stake. She might be the size of a poodle, but i love her
June 12th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
are you serious? you can’t be serious…
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June 12th, 2011 at 5:34 pm
And the question is………….?
Has she ever seen a female doctor? EVER??
They can check these things for you, (be prepared to be measured………use your imagination…….)
Good Luck, Enjoy…..consummate the wedding…..Congrats!!!
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June 12th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Yep I can tell you’re a farmer…
Okay farmer j, may I suggest going out more?
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June 12th, 2011 at 9:33 pm
So what is the problem…Duh?
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June 13th, 2011 at 12:34 am
you wont kill her just make sure she’s on top
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June 13th, 2011 at 3:34 am
good for you man……guys like us get the ladies ; )
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June 13th, 2011 at 6:33 am
You are sick.
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June 13th, 2011 at 9:34 am
go with her to consult with an obgyn.
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June 13th, 2011 at 12:34 pm
It may be cheaper and easier to just buy a poodle since your girlfriend is poodle sized anyway.
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June 13th, 2011 at 4:35 pm
ROFL
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June 13th, 2011 at 8:34 pm
YOUR story is interesting.AND thats wonderful you love her.BESt wishes.
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June 14th, 2011 at 1:34 am
If you really love and wants to make love with her, try to seek the doctor’s advise first if she can handle that. Better be safe than sorry..
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June 14th, 2011 at 7:34 am
if she likes giving oral and she has a flat head to put your beer on marry her.
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June 14th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
well man if you love her that much you dont need sex if you know it will kill her. it’s a hand thing for you . but you can get her gi joe or Barbies ex old man
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June 14th, 2011 at 5:34 pm
You’re a freak, a pedophile. You must be a white guy.
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