There’s a guy, Joe, who I’ve known since we were 16. Originally met through church. He started working for my family’s business in June. I work as well, and we’ve spent a lot of time together.I know him really well, and know he’s never been kissed or had a gf. He has a really controlling mom.

Lately he’s beening teasing (duct taped my mouth, sprayed w/ windex, jokes about my butt.). Teased about stripping for me, and called me a “raccoon” because I wore eyeliner for the first time in months.
He went out to lunch weeks ago w/ my 16 year old brother, and told him “I’ve found the perfect girl. She eats and doesn’t care what anyone thinks (me) and LOVES quads (DEFINITELY NOT me.).”

I know his sister. Friday was her birthday and we all went bowling Joe was there, and chatting with this 17 year old I secretly think he has a thing for. He then told the girl “you look like a man.” She turned pale and started pouting.

The next day, he mentioned he‘s got a weekend off, and how he has no gf (he never mentions things randomly), and then he told me, “I FOUND THE ONE. I’m not sure if she likes me.“ He asked, “HOW CAN YOU TEST if a girl likes you?” And told me “If she likes me she’ll do something.” I told him that’s not really how it works.

I had my shirt inside out, and so I TOLD HIM, “Thanks. When you have your fly down I’m not going to tell you.” He immediately unzipped his pants. He told me “I can just unzip my pants and lots of things can come out.” I wouldn’t even look at him. He continued, “I wouldn’t care if I walked around in just long underwear. I’m naked if front of guys ALL THE TIME in the locker room at the gym. Isn’t that WAY MORE AWKWARD than being naked in front of a girl?” I said “we’re NOT talking about this!”

Saw him the next day at church, and he stopped and grinned at me while I chided him for whispering through the whole sermon (used to be at church he ignored me).

GUYS! I KNOW HE’S EMOTIONALLY STUNTED, BUT WHY DOES HE DO THIS? AND WHO IS THE GIRL?