There’s a guy, Joe, who I’ve known since we were 16. Originally met/got to know him through church. He started working for my family’s business in June. I work as well, and we’ve spent a lot of time together.I know him really well, and know he’s never been kissed or even had a gf. We’re now in college. He has a really controlling mom.

Lately he’s beening teasing me (duct taped my mouth, sprayed with windex, jokes about my butt.). He thought it was funny to tell me “alice, I’M NOT going to strip for you.” and he called me a “raccoon” because I wore eyeliner for the first time in months.
He went out to lunch last week with my 16 year old brother, and told him quote “man, I’ve found the perfect girl. She eats and doesn’t care what anyone thinks (me) and LOVES quads (DEFINITELY NOT me.).” So I figure oh well.

I know his sister who’s 18. Yesterday was her birthday and we all went bowling Joe was there, and chatting with this 17 year old I secretly think he has a thing. He then told the girl “you look like a man.” She turned pale and started pouting…She doesn’t understand the way he jokes like I do.

Today, at work, he mentioned he‘s got a weekend off, and how he has no girlfriend (he never mentions things randomly…), and then he told me, “I FOUND THE ONE. I’m not sure if she likes me…“ He asked, “HOW CAN YOU TEST if a girl likes you or not.?” And told me “If she likes me she’ll do something.” I told him that’s not really how it works.
I had my shirt inside out, and so I TOLD HIM, “Thanks pal. When you have your fly down I’m not going to tell you.” He immediately unzipped his pants. According to him he had long underwear underneath. He told me “I can just unzip my pants and lots of things can come out.” I wouldn’t even look at him. He continued, “I wouldn’t care if I walked around in just long underwear. I’m naked if front of guys ALL THE TIME in the locker room at the gym. Isn’t that WAY MORE AWKWARD than being naked in front of a girl?” I said “we’re NOT talking about this!”

GUYS! I KNOW HE’S EMOTIONALLY STUNTED, BUT WHY DOES HE DO THIS? AND WHO IS THE GIRL?