Before Republican’s get all full of themselves I have a strategy that would save almost all Dem seats?
Why doesn’t the messiah and li’l Nancy and Dingy Harry do a Domino’s pizza. They turned their fortunes around in three months, but with all that union and George Soro’s money they could barrage the airwaves and knock it out in two. Simply admit that they suck, were terrible for America, didn’t listen to the people, have been reckless on a biblical scale, were blinded by their marxist icons and that they are willing to change.
Start with the messiah going on the “America is a great country” world tour.
Christians really are not all that bad and apologize for misrepresenting them for political gain.
The Health Care theft was just a goof. They will put it back, no harm no foul…..
Li’l Nancy will be flying coach again….
The stimulus, well honest mistake and we got like half of it left. We will put it back.
A formal apology to AZ. Admit they just couldn’t help themselves when the whole race baiting thing presented itself and they took the bait like a hungry bass.
George Bush, come on to the white house and have a beer summit with the big 0 and Biden.
The possibilities are endless.
April 13th, 2011 at 12:34 pm
It would seem that a “patient” has escaped the ward….
Vegan.
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April 13th, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Sean Obama gives libs a bad name. There is a simpler solution. Just pump up the stock market artificially for 2 months and problems solved.
Vegan.
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April 13th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
You must be kidding.
Vegan.
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April 14th, 2011 at 5:33 am
“Why doesn’t the messiah and li’l Nancy and Dingy Harry”
Someone has been listening to Rush.
How’s the koolaid? You know he pisses in it first, right?
Vegan.
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April 14th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
OMG this was the funniest post I have ever read, you should be a satire writer for sure!
Okies biggest flaw I see here for sure. As a former economics major, I appreciate the Domino’s pizza model, and understand its capitalistic roots in solutions.
Obama as a Marxist/Socialist I doubt even has a clue about success-full capitalist ventures.
I mean think, what would Obama do if he was in charge of Domino’s and it was failing……I can tell you clearly that he would buy it, with taxpayer’s money, and nationally subsidies its loses with a bailout…..that it would still not be profitable is not the issue, the issue of course is, ‘jobs were saved!!!!’
Where would he get the money if he didnt have that option….his good bud Sorroes of course, he would make it a charity now to feed the poor, no need for a profitable business, appeal to Sorroes, a known believer in Marxist economics that he must feed the poor and screw trying to make a business profitable!
Obama doesnt understand capitalism
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