The Top 15 Reindeer Games?
15. Strip poker with Santa’s granddaughter 14. Attach the Mistletoe to Santa’s Ass 13. Spin the Salt Lick 12. Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers 11. Moose or Dare 10. Flying into the “No Fly Zone” over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends 9. Bait-and-Shoot Elmo 8. [...]
