—- Hearing a girl almost being eaten by an alligator —- Seeing the alligator —- Almost eaten by an octopus —- An airplane dropping sleepy potions for war —- Controlling fire ants by spaying water —- Fire ants eating everybody —- Being eaten by ants by smashing a butcher thing in my head —- Hiding [...]
I know this girl who keeps making plans with me and then breaks them kinda at the last minute. Or she will say we are definitely going out on this date. But never happens. I never ask her out. She keeps making plans with me. Here is my theory: I think she views this kind [...]
I am a pro cyclist, and I can climb any hill with my bike that almost no one in the city could ever possibly do at the speeds I am doing it at. or even do it at all… I practice magic sometimes. I fly Remote Control Aircrafts. I am decent looking, no acne, perfect [...]
Is it just me or do others get annoyed when you pull up to the pumps and see a girl or lady out pumping gas and their boyfriend, husband or brother sits in the car moping to the radio watching?
Well a few days ago I made out with another girl and i decided i had to tell my gf, so i did so today. Amazingly, she was more upset with the girl then with me. She said she was mad ant me, but forgives me and still loves me. I feel like the luckiest [...]
