Do you wish this could have been in Bible ? or…is it now?. You just didn’t read it?
Don’t let your worries get the best of you … remember, Moses started out as a basket
case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons, than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
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People are funny … they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back
of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your church … if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
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If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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Some minds are like concrete … thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don’t know why some people change churches … what difference does it make which
one you stay home from?
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A lot of church members who are singing “Standing on the Promises” are just sitting on
the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch them – He’ll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
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Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn’t call the qualified … He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts.”
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you … controls you.
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If God is your Co-pilot … swap seats.
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Don’t give God instructions … just report for duty.
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don’t change the message … the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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May God and His Son bless you from today on out.
did you simply misread the Bible?

May 30th, 2010 at 1:46 am
it’s in there, but people are too sanctimonious and self-righteous, and too driven to make for themselves carved images to see it.
http://www.chem.duke.edu/~jds/cruise_chem/pest/effects.html
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May 30th, 2010 at 4:36 am
The Bible is already perfect as it is. I don’t wish that were in the Bible. It isn’t now.
http://www.chem.duke.edu/~jds/cruise_chem/pest/effects.html
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May 30th, 2010 at 7:38 am
Very good! If more Christians displayed such a sense of humor, we wouldn’t have so much trouble with hostilities in this section of Yahoo! Answers, let alone in the rest of the world. Isn’t there plenty of stuff about joy and lightheartedness and so forth in the gospels? Howcum so many Christians forget that part?
http://www.chem.duke.edu/~jds/cruise_chem/pest/effects.html
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May 30th, 2010 at 11:39 am
Haven’t you filled out your application form yet? LOL…
http://www.chem.duke.edu/~jds/cruise_chem/pest/effects.html
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May 30th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
no it is not in the Bible. and i do not wish it to be, if it should have been in there, then it would be in there.
God bless!!
http://www.chem.duke.edu/~jds/cruise_chem/pest/effects.html
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May 30th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
DID YOU KNOW? only the female mosquitoes bite. they need the blood, to have their babies, but i forget why exactly.
http://www.chem.duke.edu/~jds/cruise_chem/pest/effects.html
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May 31st, 2010 at 9:37 am
To: lilith.
NO. I would have no reason to know this.
other than…………..
When you get out of Christianity……..
YOU BREED DOGS…..YOU GET PUPPIES!!!!!
OK?
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http://www.chem.duke.edu/~jds/cruise_chem/pest/effects.html
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